Independence Day is exactly one week from today, and I believe there’s no better way to celebrate the occasion than by buying stuff made right here in the homeland. Lucky for me, the Made in America Store, located in Elma, offers an array of interesting gift options.
How about this “I fart in your general direction” Monty Python-inspired tin sign?
Beef stroganoff soup is what’s for dinner.
There’s this “Weeping Santa” lithograph depicting a very large Jesus comforting Santa at a 9/11 monument.
The description of this tote towel reads, “SECURELY HOLDS YOUR BELONGINGS WHILE ON THE GO.”
In reality, I’m not sure how often I opt to sport a towel while “on the go.”
This Coors Light cowboy hat says, “I like to have a good time, recycle and reuse, and I maintain sensible calorie intake.”