Naked man attacks cars in downtown Buffalo
blog by S.J. Velasquez • March 15, 2013 @ 12:06pm
We all get a little excited over the prospect of spring and warmer weather in Buffalo, but this guy took his seasonal excitement to a new level.
On Tuesday afternoon, a naked man was spotted harassing commuters in downtown Buffalo. After disrobing, doing a little shaky dance in the middle of the road and shouting unintelligibly, he jumped on a car (he hit the car; the car did not hit him) and fell to the ground, lying motionless.
Jack FM contributor Angela Stefano witnessed some of the incident, confirming that it occurred outside of her place of employment at Lafayette Square.
The video, which shows the action leading up to the body-car slam heard ‘round downtown, is not entirely suitable for work, so we’ve linked to it rather than embedding it. Watch it here.
WBLK’s DJ Supreme managed to track down the woman whose car was struck by the nude offender. In a radio interview, she told Supreme that she was on her way to school when her car was assaulted by the naked man.
“As I was driving up the street, he ended up jumping on my car,” she said. “Everybody thinks that I hit him, but I didn’t hit him. He actually jumped on my car, and he ended up breaking my side view mirror.”